Wednesday, August 1, 2007
A couple had been happily married for years. the only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he woke up. the noise would wake his wife up and the smell would make her gnaw her teeth. she pleaded him to stop but no avail. One Sunday morning, when she was preparing roasted pig, a cheeky thought came to her, She took a bowl of Pig insides, went to their bedroom upstairs where her husband was sound asleep, she poured the guts into his boxers.
Some time later, she heard her husband wake up with his usual farts, followed by a blood-curling scream. Yes! the prank worked she laughed... About 20 minutes later, her husband came downstairs with blood-stained underpants with a look of horror on his face.
"Honey, you were right... All this years you warned me and I didn't listen to you," he said. "You always told me I would end up farting my Guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think i got most of them back in." =D
[I can do science me]
5:26 PM
