Monday, October 15, 2007


They Maid ME!!!!

Statistics state that 7 /10 families in Singapore have maids and over 80% of which are from the state of Philipines..well...HAHAHA!!! this message goes out to all families with maid! CONTROL THEM!!! I know maids are really interesting people.. i know as i had one,but some are just WILD! I use the term wild because.. they are.

Just go to Orchard Road on a Sunday..you see them everywhere!!! back in year 1999, Orchard Road were Tourist favourite..but today you don't see that many tourist in Orchard Road but you have to let your eyes bleed..why? this is very sad. The maids Rule the streets of Orchard Road..Singapore's hotest shop spot, they rightfully mark their territories, THEY ARE DOMINANT OVER ORCHARD ROAD!!!!!

You know, they like to gather at this place called 'Lucky Plaza.' It gets really really scary at times, not one or two but THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of them gather! as if...Michael Jackson was amongst them.(haha they play, find the Jackson) they not only fill the whole Lucky Plaza, they over flow out into the surroundings..there is this open field behind it, where Singaporeans used to have picnics there..Now you see Billions of them with their group having fun there.. some even bring their Bangladeshi boyfriends there to have sex.. like
WHAT THE HECK!@#...

It gets realty dangerous as well.. crime rates in Singapore spiked probably because of them, they take your wallet and 'blend' in with the surroundings...they all look alike, you see? you can't even describe to the police how the thief looked like.
They tend to be really cautious of how they look...=..=" aha aha AHAHAHA!!!! it really doesn't matter coz they all look alike...some of them have really BIG hair..like really fuzzy and thick and HUGE! It's a Natural Vegetation right there on it's own!!! hahaha! or i like to call it the "Walking Veggies"

Here are a few ways you can keep your self safe
1. DO NOT EVEN GO THERE!
2.Bring Insecticide
3.Dress up as one of them
4.Speak in their accent
5.Call up the maid agencies to capture all of them and put them in a towel where they will never see Orchard Road again!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!


[I can do science me] 10:16 PM